One of the Guys in my Guild in Warcraft posted this story in our forums, it was so funny I had to share it…..

Man yesterday I was sitting on my porch when this lil kid walked by carrying some ’duck tape’, I said, “say lil man where you going with that duck tape.” he said, “i’m going to catch some ducks.” I told him that you can’t catch ducks with duck tape, about 2 hours pass and the lil boy walked back by my porch and he had 7 ducks strang up together…..later on that afternoon, I seen the same lil boy again, this time he was carrying some chicken wire, I asked him, “what are you doing with that chicken wire?” and he said “i’m going to catch some chickens.” I told him again, “you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” About 2 hours pass and he comes back carrying 4 dead chickens smiling ear to ear, so that evening I seen the lil boy again, this time carrying what looked like a stick, I asked him, “What are you going to do with that stick?” He said, “its not a stick its a Pussywillow.” I told him, “Hold on; let me get my coat”……